Sunday, October 7, 2007

Native Americans: Your time has come!

Native Americans: Your day has finally arrived!For centuries, American Indians have felt robbed of their land, stripped of their dignity, and forced to drink firewater. Now, after decades of tax-free torment, corporate America is giving back. Introducing, the Nike Air Native.
The shoe is specifically designed to fit an American Indian's foot, making the shoe wider and taller.When asked about the company's motivation, Nike Spokesperson, One Who Runs with Scissors, told reporters, "It widely known fact we native have big foot."
Nike plans to advertise on reservations and liquor stores, and is collaborating with casinos to develop a slot machine large enough so that the sneaker may be used instead of coins.

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