Geppetto, a woodcarver from a small town outside Los Angeles fears his grandson, Pinocchio, may have been swallowed by Britney Spears, pop star. Pinocchio was last seen outside an LA night club with Spears. Friends say the two had been talking all night, and Spears looked suspiciously hungry. “I was afraid that [Pinocchio] might become a user, but I never expected this”, says a friend. "It's like I can hear him screaming for help from her esophagus". As Geppetto fears the worst, he remains hopeful for his grandson’s safe return.
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