Friday, November 2, 2007

Spencer Pratt Loves Bananers!


Yes, it's true. Spencer Pratt's favorite food is bananas. It's not because he's a cocksucker and the fruit's shape reminds him of time well spent in prison, but because of the mushy, gushy insides. You see, Bananas have the nutritional value that's juuust right for a developing young ape. Spency comes from a large family of albino gorillas. Ever wonder why you haven't seen his parents on The Hills? Yep, they're in a tree.