Michael Buble, with his restricted success (restricted to Canada), has had to pull out all the stops with his new Single, “Warm and Fuzzy Toasty Toast”. Buble is being charged with two counts of Reckless Serenading, and one count Aggravated Assault on Middle aged single white women. Fans are disappointed and heart broken by Buble’s attempted trickery to get them to indulge in thick and delicious Boboli Pizza Crust. “You just don’t know who to trust these days….OH THE HUMANITY!!!”.
When playing the new track backwards, phrases such as "MMMMM warm pizza crust...BOBOLI, BOBOLI, BOBOLI!" and "Boboli Chicago deep-dish" can be easily decoded. Buble’s post-menopausal fan base is unlikely to recover, and canceling his upcoming tour dates may be in order. The Canadian Embassy has yet to comment.
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