I Almost Died on My Way Home from Work

Five Commonly Misused Home Remedies:

ü Reversing addiction to crack by cooking and smoking cocaine.

ü The "Electric Slide" when out of toilet paper.

ü Minimizing hunger and losing weight with rigorous exercise, quesadillas, and steakfries.

ü Jump starting a car by putting a white t-shirt in the driver's side window.

u Reducing freezer burn by branding Maytag logo on forehead.